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Luang Prabang, Laos Sex Guide update May 2016. Luang Prabang sex scene is still great in May 2016. You can get laid with the tourist girls at Utopia and this pub/club is not too expensive and has a really nice relaxed scene. It is open 24 hours! 1$ equals 8000 kip and 1€ equals 9000 kip. You can also drink great wine for just 25k to 35k kip at the local bars. Basic meals cost from 25k to 50k kip. Beer cost 5k at the shop and usually 10k for big bottle at the pub. If you like hard alcohol, you can buy a 330ml bottle of Rice wine from the shop for only 10k! 0.7l of local Lao Whiskey costs only 30k! Scooter rentals are 100k to 130k per day. You can bargain this price down to 75k kip. Attention! Many of these scooters go actually pretty fast and are powerful. Mine went up to a 110km per hour!!! You can get very nice hotel with breakfest for 150k to 250k kip. Most riverside hotels have reception but usually you do not need to enter to your room through the reception, so it is easy to bring girls to your room. Breakfest choices are usually local or western. Some of the escort girls use wechat or tinder to find clients and tend to ask around 500k for sex. If you prefer cheaper sex in Luang Prabang you can always go to the brothels. There is one whore house in Luang Prabang about 3km from the city centre hotels. GPS coordinates are: 19.873742 102.128803 Price in here is same as in the Luang Prabang red light district and the rooms are similar. But this whore houses has an shop where you can buy beer and you can also chat with the girls at the outside bar. Beer is only 8000kip so its fun to hang out with the girls and take your time to make decision. It is only like 800 meters from the red light district, so if you take a tuk-tuk in here, usually the driver will also stop at here for the same price! Red-light district of Luang Prabang which is better known as the "Chicken Ranch" can be found with the gps cordinates: 19.874111, 102.124639 There are about 5 brothels and usually each brothel has about 3 girls. Quality of the girls varies, but most are average looking, small and cute. They are about 18 to 20 years old. It is really about the luck if your wonder girl is working at your arrival time or someone else is fucking her. Most girls sleep at these brothels, so you can find them anytime of the day. Just browse the whore houses and pick your girl. Usually the mamasan will ask about 200k tot 300k first, but basic price is 150k. Still cheap I think for a good fuck. You can also change positions if you like but some girls may be bitchy about this, but will do the doggy style also after they complain a bit. Mot of the girls act like starfish first but after a while stay start moaning once they get turned on. Rooms are simple and with a mattress on the floor, garbage and a fan. Most girls want to keep the light off, but you can use your cellphone light to see better. Tuk tuk from the city center to these areas cost around 30k to 50k and the driver will wait you while you fuck as long it does not take longer than 20minutes. If you plan to stay longer in Luang Prabang and have sex often, it is recommended to rent a scooter so you can drive here anytime you wish, or bicycle which costs 15k to 20k per day. This way you will get a nice exercise and stay in shape! First you drive 3km with the bicycle, then fuck hard for 20 minutes and then drive back to your hotel for 3km and stretch for 10min. This way you will get a nice 1 hour work out and it will cost you same what the cross fit or yoga class costs back home! Overall Luang Prabang is a nice small city with relaxed feeling. You can take it easy, chill and eat good food! It is definitely recommended to visit example if you have stayed in Bangkok for a while and you are tired of the noise, pollution and ladyboys! In Luang Prabang you can be in the nature, still live cheap and fuck. During one week I did see only one ladyboy so if you like chicks with dicks it is not an ideal destination! You can fly to Luang Prabang from Bangkok quite fast and the flight time is about 1,5h. AirAsia flights are usually the cheapest and one way is under 100$ US. Bangkok Airways is more expensive, but if you travel in a group, then Bangkok Airways has a group discount deals. Most countries can get Visa on Arrival and cost is around 30$ US. You need a passport photo, but if you dont have one, the workers wills scan a photo of your passport and you pay 1$ US extra. Some citizens do not require a visa for short stays as example Japanese can stay 15 days without a VISA! Today you can also see many Japanese and Chinese tourist in Luang Prabang which was not so common in the past.