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I've been to about 100 different Asian/Korean massage parlours all across the Canada and United States.

Here are the ins and outs:

Figuring out if it's a erotic massage parlour

Here's a quick checklist to see if you're in a erotic massage parlour where you can get a happy ending, blow job or sex.

  • Charges $40-45/half hour or $49-70/one hour
  • Has curtains on the front windows. Usually fully covered windows
  • Has sometimes flashy lights on the windows.
  • No Credit Card (VISA/AMEX) signs on the front window
  • Has a asian sounding name
  • Most of the time open at least till about 9pm!

You usually only need 3/5 of these to be sure it's a erotic massage parlour.


You go inside, say I want a half hour or one hour massage. MamaSan or your therapist lead you to a massage room, you strip completely naked (if you keep your underwear on they might think you just want a regular massage!). Do not use the towel they provide to cover yourself. Basically you want them to find you on your stomach, naked. This signals to them that you know what's going on and you want erotic massage.

Lady will then begin to massage you. First 15 minutes should be a legit good massage or some type of touching. Girl will then slowly start to massage your ass, and do little touches on your balls accidentally. This feels very amazing. Then they will ask you to turn around and at this point you turn around and show your possibly hard penis. Girl will massage your chest and front legs a bit, and then they will either point to your penis, ask "what else do you want", "do you want any extras", "do you want to finish happy ending", etc...

They will often discuss the price for the extras at this point, or it they will expect a $20 tip at the end. Do not pay more than $20 extra for a hand job.

You finish, they provide you a hot towel, and you leave happy!

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Guest Martin S

One more sign it's an erotic massage parlor:

a sticker on the front door saying "we support local police."


You must be joking? Have you ever visited any erotic massage salon in Las Vegas?

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